giftables

I know this to be true: 
Most of my Secret Lentil people buy things here for themselves. 
There's nothing wrong with that!
Let's face it, this place is kind of a niche within a niche,
rolled up inside an enigma, 
tucked into the shade of a tiny mushroomy paradox. 

But here are some things I think you may want to get for someone else: Giftables.
They don't have to fit anyone. They aren't gendered. (Who needs that?)
But they're still trés Secret Lentil. And they're still lovely.