I know this to be true: Most of my Secret Lentil people buy things here for themselves. There's nothing wrong with that! Let's face it, this place is kind of a niche within a niche, rolled up inside an enigma, tucked into the shade of a tiny mushroomy paradox.
But here are some things I think you may want to get for someone else: Giftables. They don't have to fit anyone. They aren't gendered. (Who needs that?) But they're still trés Secret Lentil. And they're still lovely.