oh! This is what I'm making right now.
This next batch of clothes is striped. Which you should pronounce STRIPE-ed so we all seem more fancy. This piece is a portal collar. You may not be familiar with portal collars since I just made them up, but that might not stop you from wanting one.
There are dresses and vests too, with lots of pockets because apparently You People like pockets. I'm not against making you happy per se, in fact I'm quite intent on it but sometimes my stubborness wins. But not this time. Nope. Because I AM FLEXIBLE. (That's a running joke around our house.)
secret. lentil. pencil. Don't tell my brother.
I tend to want to give you things. But as my brother politely reminds me every few years, apparently I'm supposed to be making money? Have you heard about this? Remind me to Google that. In the meantime I'm still going to tuck a Secret Lentil pencil into every order. Look for this picture on your cart page, and check the box if you want one.