Oh hello: Secret Lentil Very Good Candles.
I promise I haven't snorted all the smell out of these though I admit it's not for a lack of trying. Introducing Secret Lentil Very Good Candles, quality soy wax candles in six fine scents: Rosemary Mint, Percolator, Sandalwood, Grandma's Pipe, Sun-Fresh Linens, and Who Doesn't Like French Toast? "They're very good."
Hey now, what? Soap. Soap is what.
Please welcome and enjoy Secret Lentil Very Good Soap. Fine quality cold-process soap scented only with essential oils. In Lavender, Patchouli, Rose, Ginger-Lemongrass, Rosemary and a special blend just for Artists and Mess-Makers.
"It's very good."
Come on you can't take EVEN MORE NEW STUFF, CAN YOU?
Oh sure you can. Because: Field Notes. Field. Freaking. Notes. Click to shop immediately, or if you're new to the phenomenon maybe read my journal entry "Six Reasons You Are Probably Going To Like Field Notes."
secret. lentil. pencils.
A handsome somewhat magical laser-etched secret lentil pencil can be yours. We'll tuck one into each order, for free, but only if you want one. When your cart is full and you're ready to check out, look for the pencils and check the box. Yay!