stylish, handsome, portable fermentation

I am ogling clothes, shoes, bags, hats online all the time for research and development, aka to keep my brain churning and flourishing. Also I kind of have a *thing* for toolboxes and tackle boxes — I was raised by my dad? Nature? Nurture? Sweet mystery of life? — or it’s simply part of my obsession with that most perfect crux where form meets function, and a pure obsession for exploring what kismet can happen within that compact combustible corner where needs meet desire. I like living there.

At any rate, my point is that for a flash I thought this was an ad for a bag. A purse, if you will, and my brain thought: *would carry that.* Then I read the words and surprise, it’s for fermenting kimchi. I love kimchi. So for a fleeting moment I considered the joys of stylish, handsome, portable fermentation. They were few. The limitations seem obvious. I won’t even mention them here.