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Definitely not a dead salamander (dress or skirt)

Definitely not a dead salamander (dress or skirt)

Okay I love ruching and I've been having a blast making sculpted stretchy shapes with it but dang they are tough to sell in person because they look like dead little salamanders — not exactly shapeless, but mis-shapen and not in an enticing way. In a lifeless way. SO ANYWAY here's this dress. I had plans for it to be much more elaborate but I got this far, put it on the dress form, and it has a certain snazziness that told me 'stop helen, stop right there.' So I did.

Look, you can also wear it as a skirt. ALRIGHT. OKAY.

Yes that's me with a big messy pile of hair and Sneech toes that point up even if I don't know they're doing that.

secret lentil particulars
  • actual measurements: bust fits from 28 to 42 inches comfortably, hips are 58, length 23 to 27
  • for comparison — the dress form measurements are: bust 42 inches, waist 32, hips 44 
  • fabric: 100% pima cotton
  • care: it's pre-washed and shrunk. Machine wash on gentle, cold, dry on low or dry flat.
  • hand made by me
Regular price $ 158.00
Regular price Sale price $ 158.00
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