double flap black artifacted aviator helmet

What's the only thing better than a black canvas aviator-style ear-flap-hat smothered in a scrappy melange of black linen, cotton and here and there, some snippets of velvet?

That very thing, but with TWO sets of earflaps. Experience the thrill of having one set tied up on your head while the other dangles or is tied snugly beneath your chin.

(Here's what I've written about artifacting.) 

Modeled by my Buddha head I got years ago at The Christmas Tree Shop. It rattles a little when you shake it and I wonder what's in there every time I pick it up.