psychic avocado protection bonnet

Are you being protected from psychic invasion? Or are you protecting an avocado? Is the hat psychic? Just who is protecting whom here? (I do not know.)

Avocado green aviator bonnet that I made from heavy linen, with a free-range array of texture plus STRIPED linen trim. I just think you're going to feel really good when you wear this. That's all. And that is enough.